To Our Lesbian Moms: Now That You’re Pregnant
Now that you’re pregnant, you can look forward to:
- Dreaming about caffeine
- Fantasizing about wine
- Shopping for the minivan that you swore you’d never get
- Way bigger boobs (well some of us, anyway!)
- Wishing you could just stop peeing do darn much
- Maternity garb
- Deciding on a name that isn’t Brittany or Ashley
- Quoting your due date over and over again
- Frequent doctor appointments
- Strangers touching your belly while you’re standing in line at Target
- Registering for shower gifts
- Gaining weight for a good cause
- Saying goodbye to your feet for a while
- Elephantitis via water rentention
- Lots of crap in pink and/or blue
- Applying for that ritzy pre-school
- Sending your significant other out on late night food runs
- Oodles of unnecessary and unsolicited advice
- Stretchmarks
- Unwanted stories of disastrous deliveries
- Crazy nightmares
- Constant fatigue
- Reading every baby book on the shelf
- Having an “outie”
- Inexplicable, hormone-induced crying binges
- Feeling the baby move
- The indescribably miraculous
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