Now That You’re a Parent, You Can Look Forward to…
- Speaking in baby talk
- Knowing your kid is the cutest and smartest
- Trying to get back into your skinny jeans
- Remembering what sleep was like
- Critiquing other people’s parenting skills
- Receiving unsolicited parenting advice
- The collision of “theory” and “practice”
- Wiping up all manner of toxic excretion
- The end of spontaneity
- Packing a full on suitcase for the simplest of outings
- Saving for college
- Never-ending worry
- Incredibly bad crayon artwork on the fridge
- Calling your spouse “mommy” or “daddy”
- Suppressing moments of unmitigated rage
- Constantly second-guessing yourself
- A higher understanding of selflessness
- No longer needing an alarm clock
- Your living room constantly looking like a toy store
- Baby-proofing the entire house
- Realizing you ARE just like your parents after all
- Moments of unsurpassed awe
- Incomprehensible love
- Becoming a conservative
- Having the next kid
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